ANNIE BUDDY ? ANNIE WAN ? NOE WAN ? SUM BUDDY ?
Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan
Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan : No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.
Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured
and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.
Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that is'nt an urgent matter!
You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?
Mr Sori : Im Sori.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Mr Sori : Im Sori!!
Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!
Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI!!! you didnt even give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan : I told u before i'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy.
And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy.
Mr Sori : Oh i'm so scared(sarcastically). Look i dont care about yr uncle he's a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog
and holding an important position in the company.
Lee Sum Wan : No, Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn't work there.
Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of yr aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!
Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!
Mr. Sori : I don't know which one is yr sis! Why in gods name u think i do!?
Look i got work to do and if i'm feeling mischievious i'll broadcast it on the P.A system saying.
"Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident.
But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital.
But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u're their uncle, u're a nobody.
"how bout that!?
Toot....Toot....Toot.................
Hope tht u have enjoy the joke......
Lol..... hee hee hee hee.....
Thursday, June 17, 2004
hie ther....
last tuesdae i went to the "class" chalet.... im speechless abt it.... to noe more go to huda blog....
k during this few daes is like so bored.... i tot the chalet is goin to b fun bt it turn otherwise.... ha ha ha.... skoll will reopen on 5th of july.... btw for ur info mi whole klass haf pass all their modules.... ha ha ha.... we will b in the same klass again....
2dae is mi friendship dae wt ipah and huda.... nt tht im nt sayin tht the rest is nt mi frenz bt on tis dae durin the orientation im alreadi close with ipah and huda.... ha ha ha.... dah satu tahun ngan korang.... its has been a roller coaster and we haf manage to get through wt it.... hope tht we can b frenz foreva.... ha ha ha....
for ur info, we ar no longer called the musibats.... we ar belouis.... which means belo citizens.... ha ha ha.... it was choosen by mi and udz.... ha ha ha.... we choose it as most of us ar belo bt nt as belo as ipah.... we actualli came up wt the ranking of the belouis clan.... wt ipah as the most belo and aleem as the least belo.... ha ha ha.... the rankin is at mi blog....
k then i gtg....
cya folks soon....
Sunday, June 13, 2004
ha ha ha juz finish watch siti sung at the 15 golden melody award at taipei, taiwan.... at channel.... wah damn nice siak her voice.... relli admired her voice.... she is so talented.... i herad tht she will be recordin a mandarin album which will be release at taiwan.... all the best to her.... klahz below sm pics of siti.... hope u will enjoy it!!!!
klahz i hope u peepz enjoy the pics....
gtg bye....
Saturday, June 12, 2004
YESTERDAY
hi yesterdae is a fun dae.... i meet up wt kiki, liah and khai to go to orchard.... u noe for what.... to get back mi comb from zai.... vei lame rite go orchard to take comb onlie.... ha ha ha.... so we meet each other at my void deck and we went to orchard take mrt.... then liah tell mi tht olive is followin.... so we meet olive at orchard control station.... she was late.... bt its k as she dont noe where is the control station.... ha ha ha.... then we set our way to taka.... actually zai shop is nt in taka bt beside the streets.... she is a henna designer.... so we met her.... then mi, kiki and liah wan to make henna at our wrist.... so as we have finish choose wat design we wan.... i tot the price will be ard 8 dollars.... bt to mi surprise zai told mi tht it cost 20 bucks.... i was shock.... nabe so expensive.... then zai lowered it to 15 bucks bt i say still expensive.... she say if i do onlie half of mi wrist it will be 8 bucks.... i tink tht half will be nt nice.... den i bargain and she gave mi last price of 12 bucks, so i say klahz.... help her earn money.... kiki aso 12 bucks and liah 8 bucks as her design use nt much henna.... so im the first to do mi henna.... then followed by kiki and liah....
so we wait abt 1.5 hrs before we move on to go to tong seng to eat.... i was damn hungry as i did nt had mi breakfast and lunch.... haiya so we ate two bowls of noodles which were wanton noodle and fried fish milk soup noodles.... it was damn f*****g nice.... i was damn full.... actually udz was supposed to be followin bt she was nt hungry so she did nt go last min....
then after tht we go window shoppin and after tht.... we took a train ride to marina and stop ther.... at marine we took bus 400 and we go one round.... noting to do.... then we aligted at shenton way.... we were lost at shenton way.... ha ha ha.... luckily we manage to find tanjong pagar mrt station.... ha ha ha.... first time lost in spore.... so funny.... then we went back hm....
TODAE
todae mi family will be gathering at mi house as mi brother-in-law is goin to makkah dis cumin wednesdae.... we will haf prayers for his safety ther....
klahz gtg....
cya soon....
Friday, June 11, 2004
A FUNNY STORY
A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a diner when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Canadian ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a conversation.
The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"
The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American had a smirk on his face.
The Canadian listened in silence.
The American persisted. "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?"
Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Canada."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"
The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."
The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
"We throw them away, of course."
Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States."
Wednesday, June 09, 2004
AUDITION EXPERIENCE
it started off with a fridae afternoon.... i woke up at 11 am and started to pack up mi stuffs such as hair spray, mi clothes and lots more.... then mi kuzzin liah wt his kpo bro went up to mi house.... she help mi out wt mi stuffs and we went out at abt 3 pm.... then we meet up mi another kuzzin yani at tekka and we had our dinner ther at abt 5 pm.... ha ha ha so fast eat dinner liao.... then we took the train and head towards suntec city.... once we reach city hall we walk towards suntec which is quite far....
as we reach suntec, we were puzzled as to where to go as ther was no sign board at suntec to show where's the queue.... then yani ask the reception counter and in mi head i tot the queue is inside suntec.... bt i was shock to see many peepz linin up outside suntec opposite the fountain of wealth.... then i saw banyak matz and minahz.... then i ask where's the start and end of the queue.... the funny thing is these peepz are lining up outside the barricades and nt in the barricades.... then realli ar when the organizers cum, they usher us to the barricades.... then they said tht onlie contestants are allowed to queue and our supporters are to wait outside the barricades.... i was like wat the f**k.... im goin to be alone.... then as i was queueing up there was this couple lining behind mi.... they approached mi and ask whether i would like to join them.... so i tot better to make frenz.... they ar rahman and *****.... i was happi to b with them.... and as time cums by their frenz arrive and we were like a big group down there.... then came along a gal who's name is zai.... then as i was tokin wt them, actually zai and rahman were the winner of the cable car ride which they haf to survive in there.... ha ha ha its like all of the peepz out there can recognise their faces and i blur like sotong still dont noe who ar they.... then as time comes by, yani went back hm leavin mi two kuzzins alone.... then mi mother, sis and mi two anak sedare cum.... actually ***** came up wt an idea of check in hotel.... actually i wan to chip in bt as i haf not enough money, i juz tell them i nt interested.... then mi sis ask mi wats the commotion all abt.... she tell mi to chip in and she gave mi the money which cost abt 50 bucks.... so i tot tht is cheap for a five star hotel.... the total cost was abt 200 bucks so we each pay 50 bucks.... at abt midnite, rahman and ***** went up the hotel room leavin mi and zai, its like we take turns each were given 4 hours to sleep and dress up.... at abt 4, they both came down and zai and mi went up.... as i was sleepin i could see ligthnin and hear thunder.... frm mi hotel room i could see the queue.... its like the antz runnin for their life.... i was lucky tht when it was mi turn to go up.... the rain came dwn.... bt rahman and ***** did nt manage to take mi mat and mi drinks up.... mi towel pon nt there.... ha ha ha.... all gone so funny.... luckily at the hotel gt towel....
so at abt 5.30am i woke up and had a gd bath.... so at abt 7.30 am mi and zai came dwn first.... we were like late so we took a cab there.... when we reach ther we saw like thousands of peepz lining up.... we we t to approached the mc and tell them tht we haf the stickers as those who came dwn early get a sticker and if its rain and we went dwn to queue we will b given the priority to go up first.... and they assured us a place.... bt the mc said tht we have to line up again and when its our turn at the startin point, we will be given the rite to go first.... i was piss off coz the line is veri long.... then mi frenz went to argue wt the mc.... so the mc still say the same ting.... so we queue and as we were queueing a man who is the organizer came up to us and led us to the audition rm.... ha ha hax.... we were like vip being escort to go up.... luckily the man came to us.... or else its like we were wastin time lining up the day before.... so as we enter the room, ***** forget to bring her ic, so she could nt get in.... the rest of us were sad as after the trouble we wen through together she could nt get in.... haiya so left the three of us, mi zai and rahman.... first we need to register at the first counter followed up another registration counter.... then after tht we have to line up for our number sticker.... after gettin it we sat dwn at the first row.... then cnn host vame up to us and tell rahman to sing a song live.... he was reluctant so the host tell us tht they are goin on live air and he will b askin us a question and we have to shout SINGAPORE IDOL.... so kite nie mcm tangkap glamour sekejap.... after tht we were usher to the waiting room in term of groups of five.... then we have to line up again.... then as we reachin to the first row....i heart was thumping.... damn it was like nearin the audition rm.... then we were brought to the room and we were ask to go in one by one....
so its mi turn.... i went in and tell the judges mi name and wat song im goin to sing.... then as iwas singin i could see the lady was smilin at mi and i tot tht i had a chance to move on.... and as i was ending mi song, i could see the cramp look on the guy's face.... i was like k its over.... and then the five of us were led to the results room.... they call the reference number and ask us to stand up and then the gal say "U HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM SPORE IDOL. THANK YOU FOR UR TIME".... ar i was like sad and heppi.... sad tht i did nt get it and heppi as it finally over.... i was aso sad for zai as she forget her lyrics.... bt later i found out tht mi secondary school fren shahirah get in.... i was happi for her and gd luck for the cumin audition....
the next dae zai sms mi this:
"None of us got in la. My two gal friends were so power yet they were out. One of them even sang two songs. Whereas another average chinese guy in another group was singing a cheena mandarin song for just one verse and he got in."
when i read the message i knew tht tis will happen.... haiya a chinese will win tis for sure.... ha ha ha.... to mi chinese frenz don be offended.... they ar racist siak....
k ar dats all i have to say abt mi experience.... and it had been a memorable event which i will never forget abt....
p.s.: the gal ***** is mi fren and i forget her name!!!!
Thursday, June 03, 2004
Hie peepz out there!!!!!
To all mi beattians, frenz, kuzzins, the musibats and nyp fellow frenz!!!
in another 48 hours time.... i will try mi best in the event of the year in spore which is the Spore Idol.... im veri touched and happi by the support u guys haf given mi and i realli appreciated it veri much *sobbing*.... im veri happi and delighted by all of u.... u all are mi strength to go through tis audition.... i will try mi veri best and hope tht i will get pass the first round.... k, durin tis 48 hours period, i will practice like hell!!!! and tis will be mi last blog post for nw.... i will be back by tis cumin sundae!!!! and i will tell u guyz wat happen on the audition dae.... cya guyz and hope all the best.... *muackz*
Yours Sincerely,
Mohamad Sharil Bin Abdul Rahim
Tuesday, June 01, 2004
CERITA LUCU PASAL HANTU
Dua hantu bertemu dan bercerita bagaimana mereka mati......
Hantu 1 : Bagaimana kau boleh mati?
Hantu 2 : Aku mati akibat kesejukan...
Hantu 1 : Macam mana rasanya mati dlm kesejukkan tu?
Hantu 2 : Sebenarnya aku terkurung dalam peti es...mula2 Aku cuma menggigil, lepas tu anggota ku
mula membeku, kemudian aku rasa dunia aku gelap dan akhirnya.....tapi aku rasa bersyukur kerana aku
mati tanpa banyak kesakitan....
Hantu 1 : Ishhh...kesiannya kau
Hantu 2 : Kau pulak, macam mana kau boleh mati....?
Hantu 1 : Aku kena serangan sakit jantung...
Hantu 2 : Oooo...macam mana kau boleh kena serangan sakit jantung?
Hantu 1 : Sebenarnya aku dapat tahu isteri aku curang. Suatu hari, aku balik ke rumah secara
mengejut. Aku nampak ada kasut lelaki dekat depan pintu. ku tahu mesti isteri aku sedang bermesra dengan jantan lain..
Aku berlari masuk bilik tidur, cuma ada isteri aku...aku tahu mesti Jantan tu bersembunyi dekat
mana2..aku lari masuk bilik air, tak de juga, kemudian aku lari ke tingkat bawah, tengok dalam setor, pun tak ade...aku lari naik tingkat atas semula, tengok dalam almari.....sebab terlalu penat aku berlari lalu aku kena sakit jantung...memang sakit dan akhirnya....AKU MATIIIIIII
Hantu 2 : Alamak kau tak tengok dalam peti es...kalau tak, Kita berdua masih hidup lagi sekarang ni....
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